翻译：看闲书认闲字
亲爱的独裁者
♪ 政变, 政变 ♪ ♪ Coup d'etat, coup d'etat ♪
♪ 政变, ♪ ♪ Coup d'etat ♪
♪ 政府被推翻 ♪ ♪ The government gets overthrown ♪
♪ 一个突然的力量，一个致命的打击 ♪ ♪ A sudden force, a major stroke ♪
♪ 送走旧的，迎来新的 ♪ ♪ Over out, new comes in ♪
♪ 政变, ♪ ♪ Coup d'etat ♪
♪ 给我一个炸弹 ♪ ♪ Give me a bomb ♪
♪ 大元帅建立了我们的事业 ♪ ♪ Generalissimo sets up shop ♪
♪ 出列士兵，出来卖命 ♪ ♪ Step out of line, your neck's on a block ♪
♪ 军队从街上走过 ♪ ♪ Armies marching through the streets ♪
♪ 穿着光鲜的军装 ♪ ♪ Dressed real sharp, dressed real neat ♪
女人：塔蒂娅娜 WOMAN: Tatiana!
♪ 政变 ♪ ♪ Coup d'etat ♪
塔蒂娅娜，马上给我下来 Tatiana, hustle your ass down here!
塔蒂娅娜，现在就下来 Tatiana, now!
嗨，性感宝贝 Hey, sexpot.
我只想说 I just wanted to say
昨晚我度过了一个美妙的夜晚 I had a really nice time last night.
还有，嗯~ And, um,
对我在车上说的话我很抱歉 I'm sorry about what I said in the car.
我...我知道那些话让你有多难过 I... I know how mad it makes you,
我发誓，再也不会那样了 and I promise I won't say it again.
只是，有时候我控制不住自己 It's just, I couldn't help myself. I...
我想我是爱上你了 I think I am in love with you.
我以为我把这双靴子扔到垃圾箱了 I thought I threw those boots in the trash.
你是扔了 You did.
如果你总是把它们捡回来 If you keep fishing them out,
早晚你会摔断你的脖子 you're going to break your neck.
你知道，比起在轮椅上推你一辈子 You know, I got better things to do than
我有更好的事情要去做 push you around in a wheelchair the rest of my life.
早上好 Morning.
女人： 你要是能看到昨晚上 WOMAN: You should've seen the way
他看着我的的样子 he was looking at me last night.
我的意思好是，那么真实 I mean, it's real.
而且他很聪明 And he's so smart.
也许我不该这么说，我不该这么说的 I shouldn't have said it. I shouldn't said it.
千万不要告诉对方你爱他 You never tell 'em you love 'em.
每个人都知道，像写在教科书里一样 Everybody knows. It's textbook.
显然，是除了你之外的每个人 Everyone except you, apparently.
嘿，我需要一点尊重 Hey, I deserve a little respect.
好的，你做的没错，跟一个已婚男人上床 No, no. You're right on track, sleeping with a married man.
一个马上就离婚的已婚男人 A soon-to-be divorced married man.
好的，当然是 Okay, sure.
你至少能试着整理一下头发 Could you at least try to fix your hair?
我正在做，我正试着用头发盖住我的脸 I am fixing it. I'm fixing it to cover my face.
你弄的一团糟，其实你看上去很可爱 Not that you give a shit, but you look pretty cute
如果别人能看清你的脸的话 when people can actually see your face.
打了鼻环也不会有什么影响的 And ditching that thing in your nose wouldn't hurt either.
是你带我去打的鼻环好吗 You're the one who took me to get it.
那我还能说什么？我是个白痴 What can I say? I'm an idiot.
当然不 Nnn!
无可奉告 No comment.
I think I might yark.
1975年福特Mustang Stocker 1975 Mustang Stocker,
蓝红双色装饰贴纸 blue-and-red tampo.
全新原包装 Original package. Never played with.
厉害 Wow.
这里真...整齐 That is so... neat.
我总说，当我是一名牙医的时候 I always said when I was a dentist,
我有一个最酷的候诊室 I was going to have the coolest waiting room.
嗯，你做到了 Well, you succeeded.
嗯，那么... Hey, so, um,
你收到我的语音留言了么？ did you get my message?
昨晚上过的真不错 I had a really good time last night.
别在这里，达莲娜 Not here, Darlene.
这里是四级清洁标准 There's a cleaning in Exam 4.
男孩：嗨，塔蒂 BOY: Hey, Tats.
- 怎么？ - What's up?
这个你读过么？ So, did you read it?
是的，但是老实说 Yeah. I have to be honest.
我不太确定这本书是关于宗教的 I'm not sure those books are religious.
我从教堂拿到的 I get them from my church.
基本上就是折磨和色情吧 It's basically torture porn.
地狱的左腿那一章 That chapter on the left leg of hell,
恶魔让人们喝融化的铅水 with the demon making that other guy drink molten lead?
-嗯哼 - Mm-hmm. -这很恶心 - That was disgusting.
好吧，但是谁会知道 Right? I mean, who knew
地狱被分成身体的各个部分呢？ that hell was divided into parts of the body?
你还没读到最好的哪一章呢：肠道 You haven't even gotten to the best chapter yet: the bowels.
- 嗯 - Mm. 当人们到了抵达那里 - When people are in there,
他们看起来就像在硫酸中游泳 it's like they're swimming in acid.
他们的皮肤都烧掉了 Their skin burns off.
棒极了 It's awesome.
是的，你说的没错 Yeah, I'll take your word for it.
我不确定，但是这读起来并不有趣 I don't know. It's just not that fun to read about
如果我那招蜂引蝶的妈妈的位置正好在最后的时候 the place where my skanky mom's probably going to end up.
凡是纵欲的人都会遭受这些 Happens to everyone who commits sins of the flesh.
好吧，她就是故事里最放荡的那个 That's her. Biggest slut in the game.
给你，这个看起来更严重 Here. This one's even sicker.
这是这个系列里的另外一本 It's the next one in the series.
魔鬼其实是寄生虫 The devil's actually a parasite
从里面开始把人吃掉 that eats a person from the inside out.
我在我觉得精彩的部分都做了标注 I put Post-It notes on all the good parts.
- 一会见 - Catch you later. 谢谢 - Thank you.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
二年级的学生们，你们已经证明青少年是可以 Sophomores, you have proven that teenagers can in fact
书信这种传统艺术中生存下来的 survive the ancient art of letter writing.
你们直接与那些激励你们的 You have personally corresponded with luminaries
杰出人物交流 who have inspired you.
有谁愿意来和大家分享一下 Does anyone care to share who...
他所选择的 not who, whom...
杰出人物？ you selected?
我写给了马克 · 扎克伯格（facebook创始人）, 因为他很有钱。 I wrote to Mark Zuckerberg, 'cause he's so rich.
不错的选择。别人还选了谁？ Inspiring choice. Anyone else?
迈尔斯小姐 Miss Miles,
可以告诉我们你写给谁了么？ care to tell us who you wrote to?
安东 文森特 Anton Vincent.
那个独裁者？ The dictator?
迈尔斯小姐，我们的作业是 Miss Miles, the assignment was
写信给那些社会榜样，那些你欣赏的人。 to write to a role model, someone you admire.
我欣赏他的风格 I admire his style.
你不该欣赏他任何事情 You shouldn't admire anything about him.
- 他是邪恶的 - He's evil. - 好吧，要知道 - Okay, well,
红色高棉也是，或许他们也有好的风格 so were the Khmer Rouge, and they had good style.
我也很欣赏这种震摄行动 I certainly appreciate the shock-and-awe,
塔蒂娅娜 Tatiana,
但是说实话，你要聪明的多 but honestly, you're smarter than that.
27个国家联合起来 There is a reason 27 countries
推翻安东 文森特一定是有原因的 have united to overthrow Anton Vincent.
-他是个可怕的人 - He's a horrible person. 他看起来很酷 - Who looks cool.
你在他们的电脑上发现证据了么 You found the evidence on their computers, yes?
他们根本没有电脑 They did not have computers.
那你怎么知道他们是叛徒？ Then-Then how did you know they were traitors?
长官，是你告诉我的 You said they were, sir.
你下令处决他们 You ordered their executions.
如果在他们的电脑上有证据 If they had evidence on their computers!
但是他们没有电脑 But they didn't have computers.
- 男人： 开火 - MAN: Fire!
- 长官，很抱歉 - Sir, I'm sorry.
我以为你这么说是因为你已经有证据了 I thought you said that you had the evidence.
对不起长官，我完全误会了 I am so sorry, sir. I misunderstood.
对不起，长官 Sir, I'm sorry!
我误会了你的意思 Sir, I misunderstood what you said!
长官，请原谅我这一次 Sir! Please! Please forgive me, sir. Please!
亲爱的塔蒂娅娜 欢迎来革命 -安东 文森特
查尔斯，不要啊，你这是... Charles, stop it. You're...
哦哦，这样好舒服 Ooh! Oh! That feels so good.
啊 Ah!
你真性感 You are so sexy.
哦，天啊，查尔斯 Oh, my God. Dr. Charles.
派蒂不让我这样 Patty won't let me do this to her.
她觉得这样很奇怪 She thinks it's strange.
哦，天啊， 她 才奇怪呢 Oh, my God. She's strange.
这是一种释放 It's liberating, right?
-来 - Here.
- 很好 - Ah! - 继续录 - Keep recording.
回家后我会再看的 I'll watch it again later at home.
哦，天啊，你真了不起 Oh, my God. You're amazing.
- 我的天 - Chrissake.
稍等一下，这里是达莲娜 迈尔斯 Hold a while. Darlene Miles.
什么？ What?
那你准备怎么办？ So what are you gonna do?
谁知道 Who knows?
也许我们可以当笔友？ Maybe we'll be pen pals.
好啊，你可以问问他最喜欢的颜色是什么 Right. You can ask him his favorite color,
他最喜欢的电影 his favorite movie,
还有这周他又折磨了多少人 and how many people he's tortured this week.
独裁者就是这种坏名声 Dictators get such a bad rap.
我想知道为什么 I wonder why.
你看，他只是寄给我一个袖标好吗 Look, he mailed me his armband, okay?
他没那么可怕 He can't be that horrible.
安东：当我们从肮脏的资本主义猪手中 ANTON: When we freed our country
解放了我们的祖国的时候 from the dirty capitalist swine,
我们期待着更好的生活 we expected a better life.
但是我很遗憾的说 Yet I regret to say
仍然存在着挑战 there are still challenges.
我们所期望的牛奶产量 The surpluses we expected in milk production
还是没有达到 were ill-considered.
同时还有天然气的短缺 There are critical shortages of gas,
- 还有面包和肥皂 - bread, and soap. 嘘声 - (booing)
我请求大家更加努力 I ask that you please try harder.
男人：我们已经很努力了 MAN: We are trying harder!
我也同样要做出牺牲 I too must sacrifice.
今天早上，我得知，我情同手足的同胞 This morning I learned that my brother-in-arms
出售军事机密给美国 sold military secrets to the United States.
- 男人：哦，我的天呐 - MAN: Oh, my God!
为此，我谴责我们的敌人 For this, I blame the enemy.
他们可以带走我们的朋友 They can take away our friends,
但是无法带走我们的精神 but they cannot take away our spirit.
祖国....或死亡！ Homeland... or death!
- 祖国或死亡！ - Homeland or death!
男人：你不属于这里 MAN: You don't belong here!
擦上防晒霜回家吧 Put your sunblock on and go home!
杀了这个家伙 Shoot this guy.
我跟你说过下周我没法排练了么？ Did I tell you I can't practice next week?
- 嗯，你说了，圣经静修 - Oh, yeah. The Bible retreat. 是的 - Mm-hmm.
静修的时候你们都做些什么？ What exactly do you do on those things?
我们崇拜，非常棒的 We worship. It's rad.
抱歉，我也不知道为什么这么做 I... I'm sorry. I don't know why I did that.
没什么 It's okay. It's okay.
嗯，只是诱惑而已 Um, it's just temptation.
你可以避开它 You can shun it.
是的，你是对的 You're right.
我觉得自己像个废物 I feel like such a reject.
主将指引你道路 The Lord will show you the way.
（死亡金属乐） (death metal voice) ♪ 强奸她 ♪ ♪ Rape it ♪
♪ 强奸，强奸，强奸她 ♪ ♪ Rape it, rape it, rape it ♪
♪ 强奸她 ♪ ♪ Rape it ♪
♪ 强奸，强奸，强奸她 ♪ ♪ Rape it, rape it, rape it ♪
♪ 强奸她 ♪ ♪ Rape it ♪
♪ 强奸，强奸，强奸她 ♪ ♪ Rape it, rape it, rape it ♪
塔蒂娅娜 Tatiana,
你到底怎么了？ what the hell is wrong with you?
你的前额青筋毕露的 Your forehead vein looks like it's gonna pop.
你要冷静 You should chill.
抱歉，我没法冷静，因为我接到I'm sorry. How am I supposed to chill when I get a call
你们校长的电话 from the high-school principal saying
说我的孩子是彻底的傻瓜 my kid's a total fuck-up?
我不认为她用了这个词 I'm sure she used those exact words.
她就是这么说的，她还说 She did, and then she says that
你需要更多的指导...好像这是我的错 you need more guidance...like it's my fault.
你自己试试在高中要个孩子 You know, you try having a kid when you're in high school,
- 看看你能做得有多好 - and you see how well you do. 谢谢了，我不需要 - No, thank you.
难道我不想当个聪明的人 You don't think I want to be some smart-ass
为了完成作业，你居然写信给一个独裁者 writing letters to a dictator for a school project?
我甚至不知道这是什么意思！ I don't even know what that means!
- 我也曾经是一个叛逆的人 - I used to be a rebel once. 哦，又开始了 - No.
好了，好了，离我远点，我知道了 That's fine. That's fine. Put it away. Okay, I get it.
不要啊，这一点都不好玩 No, you can stop now. You're not funny.
好恶心，离我远点，不要闹了 You're disgusting. Get away from me. Stop!
我只是想说，看看现在我成了什么样子 I'm just saying, look where it got me.
我给你多拿了些辣酱。不用客气 I got you extra Sriracha. You're welcome very much.
-我要你跟我出个门 - I need you to come with me. - 我没时间 - I'm busy.
你都不知道我要带你去哪里 You don't even know where I want you to go.
我知道，去你古怪男友家 Yeah, to your geezer boyfriend's,
你可以站在他家外面看看他是不是跟别的女人在一起 so you can sit outside and see if he's cheating on you.
我确定他一定有别的女人的 I'm sure he's with someone else.
比如他妻子 Like his wife?
好吧，上去，往窗户里看看 Okay, go up. Look in the windows.
他说他要回家了，但是..... He said he was going to be home, but...
他一直不回我的短信 he hasn't returned any of my texts.
房子的灯开着 The lights are on.
去吧 Go.
到哪里去侦察目标，士兵 March up there and scout out the target, soldier.
行动！ Go!
快，快！ Come on, come on!
我们走 Let's go!
他在么？ Was he there?
你在想什么呢，他住在这里 What do you think? He lives there,
还有他妻子和两个孩子 With his lovely wife and his two kids.
那不是他亲生的孩子 Those kids aren't even his kids.
是她老婆跟她前夫的孩子 They're her kids, from another marriage.
她老婆派蒂也一点都不可爱 And that Patty bitch isn't so lovely.
她是个精神不正常的贱人 She is a psycho bitch
花光了他的钱，还像个... who spends all his money and acts like...
还像什么？还像已经嫁给他一样？ Like what? Like she's married to him?
见鬼，我的臂环 Shit! My armband!
妈，我们得回去 Mom, we got to go back.
塔蒂娅娜：亲爱的安东，谢谢你的臂章 TATIANA'S VOICE: Dear Anton, thanks for the armband.
尽管我妈妈讨厌它，我还是戴着它 I'm wearing it right now even though my mom hates it,
但是我讨厌我妈妈，所以我们扯平了 but I hate my mom, so that makes us even.
好吧，我跟你说实话，我现在没有戴着臂章 Okay, to be honest, I'm not wearing it right now,
我在逃跑的时候弄丢了 because it fell off when I was running away from someone.
一言难尽。我希望 Long story. I hope everything
你的国家一切顺利 is going good with your country.
塔蒂娅娜 From, Tatiana.
安东：亲爱的塔蒂娅娜，我很难过 ANTON'S VOICE:\Dear Tatiana, I'm sorry
你和你母亲关系不好 you and your mother are feuding.
我有一个比你稍大一点的女儿 I have a daughter who is a little older than you,
那时候，她也一样不喜欢我 and at times she does not like me either.
管理一个国家很难 Things in my country are difficult right now.
这有一群反政府的人 There is a rebel faction
想推翻政府 that wants to overthrow the government
还想杀了我和我的家人 and behead me and my family.
这让我压力很大 It is stressful.
感觉没人能相信 It feels like there is no one I can trust.
塔蒂娅娜：哦，这我完全能够理解 TATIANA'S VOICE: Oh, I can totally relate
关于信任 about the trust thing.
我刚刚跟我的老师吵了一架 I just got dicked over by a teacher
因为她不希望我写信给你 who's got a stick up his butt 'cause I wrote to you.
让你了解一下我们学校的失败者 To give you an idea of the loser-dom at my school,
一个自称“冰沙”的女孩团体 there's a group of girls who call themselves "slushies."
冰沙的意思是“荡妇和醉汉” It stands for "sluts and lushes."
萨维亚是她们的头 Sarvia is the one they all worship,
可是如果你见过她就能明白，她就是个笑话 which is a joke, if you ever saw her.
她觉得丁字裤很好看 She thinks whale tails look good.
于是大家都觉得是这样 And somehow, everyone agrees with her.
是不是很白痴 Borderline retarded, right?
总之，我很难过 Anyway, I'm sorry that
人们要杀你和你全家 people want to kill you and your family.
那太糟了 That's messed up.
顺便问一下，你最喜欢的颜色是什么？ By the way, what's your favorite color?
安东： 你的来信 ANTON'S VOICE: Your letters have been
让我在斗争中得到短暂的休息 a welcome respite from my struggles.
除了威胁我要入侵 In addition to making threats of invasion,
美国政府还支持叛党 the United States supports the rebel army
对我们实行禁运 and has placed an embargo around our borders.
所有的物资都无法进出 It is impossible for goods to come in or out.
我的人民缺医少药 My people cannot get medical supplies,
很多人都将死去 and many people are dying.
我最喜欢的颜色是紫色 My favorite color is purple.
塔蒂娅娜：我也喜欢紫色 TATIANA'S VOICE: I like purple too.
禁运的意思是你没法下载那些好听的歌么？ Does the embargo mean that you can't download cool music?
那也太扯了 That blows.
也许我可以给你的女儿搞张CD Maybe I can rip a CD for your daughter.
她会喜欢80年代经典的硬核摇滚么？ Does she like classic '80s hardcore?
比如“屠夫乐队”，“死去的肯尼迪乐队” Bands like the Meatmen, the Dead Kennedys,
“坏疽乐队”、“死了的送奶工乐队” Gangrene, Dead Milkmen,
“菊花冲浪乐队”、“橙剂乐队” the Butthole Surfers, Agent Orange?
哦，肯定是“混蛋圈乐队” Oh, definitely the Circle Jerks.
安东：谢谢你的音乐 ANTON'S VOICE: Thank you for your lively music.
我女儿很喜欢 My daughter enjoyed it.
叛军已经包围了首都 The rebels have surrounded the capital.
塔蒂娅娜： 我知道这听起来很不正常 TATIANA'S VOICE: I know it sounds psycho
尽管我们从未谋面，但是... 'cause we've never even met, but...
有时候我觉得你是唯一能理解我的人 sometimes I feel like you're the only one who gets me.
安东：我的回信 ANTON'S VOICE: My correspondence
可能没法太及时 will be less frequent.
塔蒂娅娜：大无赖 ：TATIANA'S VOICE: Big bummer.
另：我给你画了幅画 P.S：I drew you a picture.
妈，你怎么了？ Mom, what's going on in there?
你不能再喝止咳糖浆了 You better not O.D. on cough syrup again!
发生什么了? What happened?
他解雇了我 He fired me.
他说 He said I was
我让他压力很大 causing him added stress.
可是我们那啥的时候 He didn't complain about added stress when...
他可从来没抱怨压力大 when I was doing that thing
是他老婆搞的鬼 that his... that his wife won't let him do.
-不会的，这也太夸张了 - No, ew, Mom. Too much. 不，这跟你想的不一样 - No, it's not what you think.
天啊，我居然让他把我的。。。 God, I let him put my...
停，停，停，我真的不需要知道 No, no, no. I really don't need to know.
但是 But, um,
我想现在可以跟你说了 I think it's safe to say
他不是实现你美国梦的机票 Mr. Sexpot wasn't your ticket to the American dream.
- 好了，都过去了 - It's okay.
嗨，丹尼 Hey, Den.
你认识这个太平公主？ You know this maxi pad?
是的，我们不仅认识，我们还一起混 Yeah, we know each other. We jam together.
塔蒂娅娜，萨维亚 Tatiana, Sarvia.
萨维亚，塔蒂娅楠 Sarvia, Tatiana.
我们之前就认识 We're already acquainted.
你什么时候从静修会回来的？ So when'd you get back from Jesus camp?
我给你打了一晚上电话 I tried your cell all night.
那一定是我们在。。。 That must've been when we were...
忙着 busy.
无所谓，我只是告诉你一声 Okay, well, I just wanted to let you know
我给那个独裁者回信了 that I wrote back to the dictator.
哦，我似乎听到过你那个天才的想法 Oh, I heard about that little genius plan of yours.
我不想打击你 I don't mean to crush your dreams or anything,
但是你的笔友估计已经死了 but, you know, your pen pal's probably dead.
- 你怎么知道？ - What do you know about it? - 推特上大家都转疯了 - It's all over Twitter.
我们说的是今天早上的事 We droned the shit out of his country this morning.
一切都完了 Everything's all blown up.
男播音员： 共产主义独裁者 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: The palace of communist dictator
安东 文森特的官邸在过去三天中 Anton Vincent has been under siege
一直被围攻 for the past three days.
美国支持的岛国国民 U.S.-backed island nationals
驱逐了最后一个殖民者家族 have ousted what would be the last of the colonial families.
该家族第三代强硬派文森特 Vincent, a third-generation strongman,
至今下落不明 is still unaccounted for.
- 你为什么没去上学？ - Why aren't you in school? - 嘘~ - Shh!
不要跟我嘘 Don't shush me.
亲爱的，你现在如履薄冰 Honey, you're already on thin ice.
对正在洗劫官邸的 ...to the islanders, who are now shelling his palace
岛民来说 and pillaging his residence.
- 够了 - Off. - 让我一个人静静，好吗 - Leave me alone, all right?
丹尼：嗨，塔蒂 DENNY: Hey, Tats.
想我没有 Did you miss me?
还有叫萨维亚的 What kind of name is Sarvia anyway?
圣经，出自旧约 Biblical. From the Old Testament.
好吧，我相信她老爸一定很自豪地发现 Oh. I bet her dad would be mighty proud
他女儿有多烦人 to find out how skanky his daughter really is.
不只是她 It's not just... her.
塔蒂，我跟萨维亚。。。 Tats, me and Sarvia...
我们，，我们上床了 we uh...we had sex.
- 骗子 - Liar.
她带了一些莫莉（毒品） She brought some Molly on the trip,
我们抽了，然后，然后就变得疯狂 and we took it, and it-it was crazy.
我要下地狱了，塔蒂 I'm going to hell, Tats.
我不相信你，你在撒谎 I don't believe you. You're lying.
我希望我在撒谎 I wish I were.
她让我录下了全过程 She made me record the whole thing.
我不想看这个 I don't want to see that!
那我发给你 I'm sending it to you anyway.
好了，发了 There. Sent.
也许这样能净化我 Maybe it'll purge me.
说点什么 Say something.
求你了 Please?
- 出去 - Get out. - 塔蒂，我不知道....... - Tats, I don't know what...
出去 Get out!
你他妈给我出去！滚！ Get the fuck out! Go!
出去 Get out!
是你？！ It's you.
是的，是我 Yes. It's me.
别出声 Don't make a sound.
给我弄点水和吃的 I want some water, some food,
还要一台能上万维网的电脑 and a computer for the World Wide Web.
可以么？ Okay?
我会待在这里 I'm going to remain here.
所以别做傻事 And don't do anything foolish,
一旦我被发现在这里 because if they find me here,
我们都死定了 we could both die.
明白了么？ You understand? Okay?
- 去，快去 - Go. Go on. - 我的天啊 - Oh, my God.
在这里房子里就没点真正的食物么？ Do we have any real food in this house?
你在做健康锻炼么？ What are you, on a health kick?
不是，但是除了糖果 No, but it would be nice
最好能有些别的吃的 if we had something other than candy.
安东： 我在这里 ANTON: I'm here.
好的 Okay.
你拿吃的了么 Did you bring the provisions?
解调器在我房间里 The modem's in my room.
上网用的 The-The World Wide Web?
你得等到我妈走了才行 But you have to wait till my mom's gone.
- 哦 - Oh.
我向你道歉 I apologize
我是不是吓到你了 if I frightened you.
还好 It's okay.
嗯，你女儿没跟你在一起？ Uh, did you bring your daughter with you?
没有，她在岛上藏起来了 No, she's hidden on the island.
我等着明天 I'm waiting till I contact
联系我的战友 my comrades tomorrow.
需要你的帮助 With your help.
好的。现在，嗯 Okay. Also, um,
这是我能找到的...红牛、跳跳糖 this is all we had...Red Bull, Fun Dust...
我想这是一个很怪异的组合 but it's a pretty sick combination, I think.
给你 Give here.
有点冲啊 Yeah, it's a little strong.
这个 Here.
伸手 Hold out your hand.
好了 Okay.
你比我想象中要小巧 You're smaller than I imagined.
你要老的多 And you're older.
这是什么情况？你不能在这里 What the hell? You can't be in here!
我在想办法联系我的战友 I'm trying to contact my comrades.
这个怎么用？ How do you use this device?
欸，你连邮件都没打开 Okay, you're not even in my mail program.
听好了，如果我妈看到你在这里，她会疯掉的 Listen, if my mom sees you, she'll wig out.
我不是在开玩笑 I'm not even half-joking.
没有时间聊这些琐碎了 This is no time for petty matters.
达莲娜： 塔蒂娅娜，再有2分钟我就好了 DARLENE: Tatiana, two minutes, and I'm done!
我得去上学，让我怎么跟她说？ I have to go to school! What am I supposed to tell her?
告诉她你病了 Uh, tell her you're sick.
跟我在一起你会比从美国教育体系中 You'll learn far more with me than you will
学到的更多 from the U.S education system.
达莲娜：塔蒂娅娜 DARLENE: Tatiana!
你在吸毒么？ Are you on meth?
为什么你还没穿好衣服？ Why aren't you dressed?
我，，我觉得有点不舒服 I... I think I'm sick.
哦，好吧 Oh. Great.
我是白把自己从床上折腾起来了 Dragged my ass out of bed for nothing.
你需要去找份工作，不是吗 Well, you need to find a job, don't you?
听着，别总是唠叨别人应该怎样怎样 Look who's telling who what's what.
操心一下你自己把，小姐 Worry about yourself, missy.
我就是在操心自己，你没有工作，我就没有饭吃 I am. You don't work, I don't eat.
- 她走了么？ - Has she gone? - 马上 - She will be.
很好 Good.
我的战友们在等待我的指示 My comrades are waiting for me for instructions.
我在组织革命力量 I'm organizing a revolutionary force,
我会重新回到首都 and I will re-take the capital.
所以我需要你的帮助 For this, I need your help.
- 你是说我的帮助？ - You mean, my help? 你.... - Your...
我并不是一个真正的革命者 I'm not exactly a revolutionary.
不，你的能力 No, you are infinitely
比你所认为的要大的多 more capable than you think you are.
唯一同意你的人 The only people who agree with you
就在这屋里 are right here in this room,
这个人并不是我 and I'm not one of them.
达莲娜： 我出门了 DARLENE: I'm going!
如果你敢溜出这房子 If you so much as step out of this house,
等我回来，我会好好收拾你的 I'm gonna kick you in the ass when I'm back!
-我也爱你，妈妈 - Love you too, Mom.
我想你有摄像机吧 I assume you have a video camera.
你为什么这么想 Why would you assume that?
你们美国人总是在家里塞满不需要的东西 You Americans fill your homes with things you don't need.
好吧，很明显是你需要 Okay, but apparently you need it.
我们没有摄像机 We don't have video cameras,
我们用手机录视频 We have cell phones with cameras on them.
哦，这样 Oh, well,
那我们就用手机吧 we'll use that then, eh?
你不是准备劫持人质什么的吧 Um, you're not taking hostages or anything, are you?
你要知道，我一点都不欣赏那种行为 'Cause just so you know, I am un-cool with that.
不，不，不 No, no, no.
那就好 Okay.
对了，我还需要，嗯，一件干净的衬衫 Oh, and I need a, uh, clean shirt.
我妈妈在一次医务会议上拿回这件衣服的 My mom got that at a hygienist convention.
挺不错的，不是吗？ It's nice, yeah?
- 好了，开始了 - Okay, action.
同志们，同胞们，战友们 Comrades, countrymen, brothers-in-arms,
安东 文森特还活着 Anton Vincent is alive
而且建立了上千人的军队 and building an army of thousands.
我会回来的 I will return, and together,
我们将共同击败侵略者 we will repel the invaders.
永不放弃，永不动摇 Never give up. Never falter.
祖国或死亡 Homeland or death.
-看起来怎么样？ - How was that?
黑旗乐队 - 肮脏计划 Black Flag - Dirty Projectors
♪ 嫉妒的胆小鬼试图控制 ♪ ♪ Jealous cowards try to control ♪
♪ 升起，我们会扶摇直上 ♪ ♪ Rise above, we're gonna rise above ♪
♪ 他们歪曲了我们说的 ♪ ♪ They distort what we say ♪
好了好了，关掉它 O-Okay, turn it off.
- 我们拍完了 - We're done.
好吧，这是一首经典的反抗歌曲，但是听你的 Okay. A classic song of revolt, but it's your call.
我们得找人把视频送到 We must hand-deliver a copy of the video
CNN的办公室 to the offices of CNN.
老兄，你真是原始社会来的 Dude, you really are in the Dark Ages.
我们直接发过去就好了 We can just post it.
不要邮件，要一份拷贝 No posts! A hard copy.
好吧，我刻张光盘 Fine. I'll burn a DVD.
这有一家本地的新闻台 There's a local news studio...
那我们就送到那去 Then we bring it there.
我不想扫兴，但是我们没有车 Okay, sorry to be a buzz-kill, but we're lacking wheels.
在我的国家 In my country,
我们都是走路，不用外国的汽油 we ride on legs, not foreign oil.
只有三公里，我们可以骑车去 We can't ride our bikes there. It's like two miles.
没问题 We ride.
但是你需要伪装一下 Fine. But you need a disguise.
不错，你穿着的效果比我穿的效果好 Well, you're a better well-dressed man than I was.
衣着得体的人？蓝色天鹅绒？ The well-dressed man? Blue Velvet?
那是我去年万圣节的装扮 That was my Halloween costume last year.
那是什么？ What's that?
自行车 It's a bicycle.
那不是，那是个三轮车 No, it's not. That's a tricycle.
嗯，你说你想用你的腿 Okay, well, you said you wanted to ride with legs.
是的，但不是三轮车 Yeah, but not on a tricycle.
那是我外婆的，她不会骑自行车 It was my grandma's. She didn't know how to ride a bike.
欸... Wh...
死掉的送奶工- 朋克摇滚女孩 The Dead Milkmen - "Punk Rock Girl"
♪ 一个星期六，我走到岔路口 ♪ ♪ One Saturday, I took a walk to Zipper-head ♪
♪ 在那遇到个女孩，她差点把我撞死 ♪ ♪ I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead ♪
- ♪ 朋克摇滚女孩，请你看着我 ♪ - ♪ Punk-rock girl ，Please look at me ♪
♪ 朋克摇滚女孩，你看到了什么 ♪ - ♪ Punk-rock girl ，What do you see? ♪
♪ 让我们环游世界 ♪ ♪ Let's travel around the world ♪
♪ 只有你和我，朋克摇滚女孩 ♪ ♪ Just you and me, punk-rock girl ♪
♪ 我拍拍她的肩膀说 ♪ ♪ I tapped her on the shoulder and said ♪
♪ 你有男朋友么？ ♪ ♪ "Do you have a beau?" ♪
♪ 她笑着看着我，说她不知道 ♪ ♪ She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know ♪
- ♪ 朋克摇滚女孩，给我一个机会 ♪ - ♪ Punk-rock girl， Give me a chance ♪
- ♪ 朋克摇滚女孩，让我们跳舞 ♪ - ♪ Punk-rock girl ♪ - ♪ Let's go slam-dance ♪
♪ 你穿的像明妮 珀尔一样，只有我和你 ♪ ♪ We'll dress like Minnie Pearl just you and me ♪
♪ 朋克摇滚女孩 ♪ ♪ Punk-rock girl ♪
♪ 我们去乡村披萨店 ♪ ♪ We went to the Village Pizza Company ♪
♪ 想要点杯热茶 ♪ ♪ And ordered some hot tea ♪
♪ 可是女招待说，她们这只有冰茶 ♪ ♪ The waitress said, "Well, no, we only have it iced" ♪
♪ 于是我们跳上桌子大喊：“混乱” ♪ ♪ So we jumped up on the table and shouted "anarchy" ♪
搞定了? You did it?
搞定了 We did it.
- 干得漂亮，同志 - Good work, comrade. - 谢谢 - Thank you.
I need A-C.
老兄，你需要一套新衣服 Dude, you need a new outfit.
那边过几个街区有个购物广场 There's a mall a few blocks down,
我们走过去吧 but let's walk.
♪ 只有你和我 ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪
♪ 朋克摇滚女孩 ♪ ♪ Punk-rock girl ♪
我们随便吃点吧 We can just grab some lunch...
贱人 Hussy.
哦，不，不，不 Oh, no. No, no.
你的尺码是多少？ What size are you?
我不知道 I have no idea.
怎么可能？ How's that possible?
不用不好意，你又不是头小牛 Don't be embarrassed. You're not a heifer or anything.
只有我的裁缝知道我的尺码 Only my tailor knows my size.
他给我做了26年的衣服 He's been making my uniforms for 26 years.
在你的国家，每个人都有自己的裁缝？ Does everyone in your country have a personal tailor?
去挑衣服吧 Go and get the clothes.
我找到适合你的了 I found just the thing for you.
这 This...
才是我 is me.
我想那个人在看着我 Hey, I think he's looking at me. Look.
看脚下，别看他 Look down. Don't look at him.
不要有目光接触 Don't make eye contact.
- 不好意思，先生 - Excuse me. Sir. - 别抬头 - Don't look up.
别抬头看他 Don't look up.
- 哦，见鬼 - Oh, shit!
先生，请等一下 Sir, you've got to wait.
嗨！站住！ Hey! Stop!
老兄，你在搞什么？ What the hell, buddy?
听我说 Okay, listen,
他并不是你认为的那个人 he is not who you think he is.
我不在乎他是谁I don't care who he is.
当一个戴着徽章的人告诉你站住，你就站住 When somebody with a badge tells you to stop, you stop!
对不起，我叔叔不是本地人 I'm so sorry. My uncle's not from around here.
现在，你能给我看一下这些衣服的购物小票么？ Now, can you produce a receipt for those items?
- 小票？ - Receipt? -是的 - Uh-huh.
-当然，当然 - Yeah, yeah. Of course. - 让我找一下 - Let me see it.
这里 Of course.
每个人离店前都得在小票上打孔 Nobody leaves the store without a hole punch.
- 明白么 - Got it? -是的 - Yep.
达莲娜，你在这里做什么？ Darlene. What...What are you doing here?
停车位又不是你的，查尔斯 You don't own the parking lot, Charles.
事实上，是我的 Actually, I do.
但这不是重点，为什么你会在这儿？ But that's beside the point. Why are you here?
我想事情能恢复正常 I want things to go back to the way they were,
或者我应该告你性骚扰 or I'm going to sue for sexual harassment.
我会告诉派蒂的 And I'm going to tell Patty.
我这里有视频作为证据 We both know I have video to prove it.
你疯了 You're insane.
所以你才喜欢我 I thought that's what you liked about me.
把这事解决了吧 Work it out.
这个东西是我女儿的 And this is my daughter's.
- 塔蒂娅娜！ - Tatiana! - 见鬼，是丹尼！ - Oh, shit! Denny!
- 塔蒂娅娜，开门啊 - Tatiana, open the door.
他是来找我的么？ Is he looking for me?
更糟，是找我的 Worse. He's looking for me.
你应该找个更好的，塔蒂娅娜 You deserve better, Tatiana.
你根本不了解他 You don't even know him.
我听到他在车库里说另外一个女人的事情 I heard what he said about the other woman in the garage.
如果他看不到你的价值，那他就不值得一见 If he doesn't see your worth, he's not worth seeing.
走吧 Come on.
我觉得我就像你受伤的士兵 I feel like one of your soldiers, wounded in battle.
你才不是那些愚蠢的士兵 You're not a foot soldier.
你是指挥官 You're a commander.
统治谁的指挥官？傻瓜镇么？ Commander of what? Loser-ville?
在你的世界里 Over your world,
你拥有力量 you have power.
但是你不知道怎么使用它 But you don't know how to wield it.
你的同学都是中产阶级 Your classmates are bourgeoisie.
你是无产阶级 You're proletariat.
你必须奋起反抗 You must rise up and conquer.
说起来容易 It's easy for you to say.
你是不用去西利中学，他们就像贵族 You don't go to Seely. They're like royalty.
很容易就推翻他们 Well, be easy to topple 'em.
民众鄙视贵族 The masses despise royalty.
对了 Oh.
我想用下你的万维网 I want to use your World Wide Web.
你可以直接说“互联网” You can just say "Internet."
不对，地址必须在 No. The address has to go
地址栏中，不能写在主题栏里 in the address field, not in the subject.
然后到这里，在这里写你的邮件内容 Then down here, this is where you write your letter.
等你写完了，点发送 And when you're done, you hit "send."
他们多久能收到 How long till they receive it?
0.5秒吧 Point-5 seconds.
0.5秒？！ Point-5 seconds?
是的 Ah.
你确定你想回到你的国家？ Are you sure you want to go back there?
我的人民需要我 My people need me.
那些开着坦克穿过你家的人民？ The people who drove a tank through your house?
他们会认识到他们的错误 They will realize their error,
我将继续领导革命 and I will lead the revolution.
嗯，，我不想太消极 Mm-hmm. I'm not trying to be negative here,
但是他们不刚刚发动了推翻你的革命么？ but didn't they just have a revolution to get rid of you?
- 哦，糟了 - Uh-oh.
我妈妈要上来了 Crap, my mom's here.
藏在壁橱里，快 Uh, hide in the closet. Go.
别出声 Don't make a sound!
- 塔蒂娅娜？ - Tatiana? - 干嘛 - Hmm?
发生什么事了 What's going on in there?
什么都没有 Nothing.
我记得你不舒服 I thought you were sick.
没错 I was.
我是说，我都 I mean, I am.
吐了 Even barfed.
- 是丹尼在里面么？ - Is your friend Denny in there? -没有 - No.
听着，我能感觉到的 Look, I've got my bullshit detector on,
所以别对我撒谎 so don't even try lying to me.
- 我没有 - No. No. No. -是丹尼在屋里么？ - Is Denny in there?
不是，他没在 No. He is not in there.
你应该.....不，不要 You should...No, no, no, no,
不要 no, no, no!
不要 No!
好吧 Ah.
你知道，其实我没有生气 You know, it does really burn me up
- 当你对我隐瞒的时候 - when you hide things from me. - 我没有 - I'm not.
- 你不该那么想 - So you shouldn't feel that way. -真的么？ - Really?
在谈到性的时候 Because when it comes to the opposite sex,
我真的可以给你一些建议 I could really lend you some pointers.
谢谢 Thank you.
比如第一点 Like number one,
如果你想藏个人在你的房间里 when you're hiding a guy in your room,
最不应该的地方就是壁橱 the worst place you can hide him is in that closet.
- 那是每个人首先会去查看的地方 - First place everybody looks. - 真的？ - Really?
第二个不安全的地方 And the second-worst place is
是床下 under the bed.
有人吗？ Hello?
门后面才是最好的地方 Now, behind the door is the best place,
因为当家长去查看壁橱的时候 because as soon as the parental goes for the closet,
那个家伙就可以趁机溜出去，他就自由了 the guy slips out, and he's home free.
妈妈，实际上我真的不舒服 You know so much. Mom, I'm actually feeling really sick.
你能给我弄点茶或者汤么？ Can you go and make me some tea or some soup?
- 当然 - Of course. - 嗯，谢谢你 - Okay. Thank you.
我正准备要....检查一下壁橱 I'm just gonna...check the closet!
不，不要，妈 No, no, Mom. Don't... No. Mom! Mom, don't!
- 别叫了 - Stop screaming. - 妈。求你了，镇静 - Mom, please, don't be mad.
我会告诉你所有的事情，我发誓 I was gonna tell you about him, I swear.
我不会伤害你 I'm not going to hurt you.
我是你女儿的朋友 I'm a friend of your daughter's.
- 我叫安东 文森特 - My name is Anton Vincent. - 没事的，妈 - It's okay, Mom.
他不是恐怖的恋童癖，他是个独裁者 He's not a creepy child molester. He's a dictator.
是的，我在这里是为了联系我的战友 No, I'm here to contact my comrades.
这是真的，他现在是失踪者 It's true. He's totally M.I.A.
我在等待抵抗者的消息 I'm waiting for instructions from the resistance,
明天我就离开 and I'll be on my way tomorrow.
别害怕，他是一个好的独裁者 Don't be scared. He's the good kind of dictator,
不是那种严刑拷打别人的 not the kind that tortures people.
对么，安东？ Right, Anton?
嗯，以革命的名义 Well, in-in the name of-of the revolution,
我做过一些并不光彩的事情 I've done things that I'm-I'm not proud of.
但是，我没有拷打任何人 Whatever, but he didn't torture anyone, so it's fine.
有时候，为了保护大多数人的权利 Sometimes, to protect the right of the majority,
你不得不侵害少数人的权利 you have to infringe the rights of the minority.
是的，但是你没有拷打别人，告诉她 Okay, but you didn't torture people. Tell her.
我选择了两种罪恶种较轻的一种 I chose the lesser of two evils.
你拷打他们？ You tortured people?!
他们是叛徒 They were traitors, jeopardizing
危害了千千万万公民的安全 the security of thousands of citizens!
你以为你的手上就没有鲜血么? You think there's no blood on your hands? Eh?
你看看你的国家在全世界做的事情 Have you seen what your country has done round the world
这样你们就都可以有大屏幕电视了 so that you can all have a big TV screen?
- 我们没有大屏幕电视 - We don't have a big TV screen. -但是你们可以有 - But you could have.
你们可以拥有任何东西 You could have anything.
这就是驱使你们的 That's what drives you...
而不是你们已经拥有的 what you could have, not what you have.
你们的国家就是个贪婪的猪 You're a country of greedy swine.
你们只要一直吃下去就好了 You just keep eating, eating, eating,
直到你们说不出话来 until you can't speak!
好吧 All right.
如果你想让我走，我会走的 If you want me to go, I will.
但是请让我用我来的方式 But please let me leave the way I came:
悄无声息的离开 quietly.
能给我一点时间么？ Will you excuse us for a second?
哦，当然，我很抱歉 Oh, oh, yes, I'm sorry.
来吧 Please.
该死的 Bloody hell.
我只想让你知道 I just want to let you know
我什么都没做好吗 that I had nothing to do with this, okay?
我没有邀请他来这里 I never invited him here.
当校长打电话给你，你生气的时候 He just showed up, and then when the principal called
他就这么出现了 and you got really mad at that,
我不想吓唬你 I didn't want to freak you out even more.
- 塔蒂娅娜 - Tatiana. 他是个政治难民 -He is a political refugee.
根据法律，我们应该给他庇护 And by law, we're supposed to give him asylum.
塔蒂娅娜，看在老天的份上 Tatiana, for Chrissake!
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
好吧，我发誓我不会再不告诉你了 Okay, I swear I will never not tell you
如果我又窝藏了一个独裁者 I'm hiding a dictator ever again.
那么，他能留下来么 Uh, so can he stay?
你觉的他能修好车库门么？ Do you think he could fix the garage door?
嗨，我妈妈松口了 Hey, my mom got us Subway.
- 谢谢你 - Thank you. -还有，这是一份清单 - And, uh, here's a list
是所有她想让你干的活 of all the junk she wants you to do around the house.
好的 Okay.
那我放在这里了 Just put that there.
你还有那些彩色的粉末么 Have you got any more of that colored powder?
-跳跳糖？ - Fun Dust? -是的 - Yeah.
啊哈，你上瘾了 Huh. You're hooked.
还记的你说过我有能力 Remember when you said I had the power
去改变我学校的话吗 to change stuff at my school?
你是认真的么？ Do you really think that's true?
当然是 Oh, yes.
好吧 Okay.
在学校里你有你的帮派么 Do you have factions at your high school?
你是说团体？ You mean like cliques?
嗯，那只存在于青春片里 Mm, those only exist in movies about high school.
我不看青春片的 Yeah, well, I don't watch high-school movies.
那你喜欢看什么电影 Well, what movies do you watch?
我不看 I don't watch movies.
-真的么？ - Seriously? 嗯哼 - Mm.
你错过很多啊，有很多经典的电影 You're missing out. There are some great movies.
豆瓣名称为：鬼面公仆2
好吧，我很喜欢一部“疯狂警察 2” Okay, my favorite, it's called Maniac Cop 2.
讲的是一个警察.....实际上，他是个死了的警察 It's about this cop... actually, he's a dead cop.
他死了，然后他又复活了 So then he dies, he comes back to life,
然后他领导着那些死囚发动了一场革命 and then he leads a revolution with the guys on death row.
- 疯狂警察 - Maniac Cop? - 续集 - 2
首先，这不是政治 First one isn't as political.
好，我会容忍你的 Oh, I'll bear that in mind.
现在，让我们处理那些重要的事 Now, let's get down to things that matter.
派系 Factions.
我们假设你们学校的派系 Let's assume the factions in your school
是以被你称作“冰沙”的为中心的 orbit around the ones you have dubbed slushies.
为什么少数人 How is it that the few
总能统治许多人？ always rule the many?
两种方法：爱和恐惧 Two methods: love and fear.
很多人喜欢“冰沙” Many must love these slushies,
更多的人害怕她们 and many more must fear them.
无论哪种，都会产生同样的效果 Either way, it creates the same effect...
她们有能力，她们用这种能力去维持一个稳定的状态 they have power, and they use it to maintain a stable state.
听起来没错 Sounds about right.
如果你用迅速果断的 What happens if you disrupt that power
行动破坏权力，会发生什么？ with swift, decisive action?
混乱 Confusion.
群众需要一个偶像 The masses won't have a figurehead
可以让他们去爱，去害怕 to love and fear, and they need one.
这是天性 It's human nature.
内讧、叛乱、混乱 There's infighting, revolt, chaos.
你必须在街上为自己流血 You must gird yourself for blood in the streets.
这只是比喻吧？ Metaphorically, right?
是的，比喻，没错 Oh, yeah. Metaphorically. Yes.
一些无辜的人会倒下，只是打个比方 Some innocents will, metaphorically, fall.
但是这不会动摇一个坚定的领导人 But this cannot sway a determined leader.
当时机成熟，就像碾碎葡萄一样 When the moment is ripe, like a grape,
去碾碎他们 you will crush the fruit.
一点点权威 The mere presence of authority
就可以恢复正常秩序 will return the state to its natural order.
你有没有听说过“政变” Have you heard the term "coup d'etat,"
从当权派手中夺权 the seizure of power from the establishment?
听过，我们历史课上讲过 Yeah, we learned about it in history class.
很好，这就是你的“塔蒂娅娜政变” Well, this could be yours, your "coup d'Tatiana."
The Adicts - Viva la Revolution The Adicts乐队- 革命万岁 上世纪70年代成立于英国的一支朋克摇滚乐队
♪ 万岁 ♪ ♪ Viva ♪
♪ 跟邪恶人一起走进地牢 ♪ ♪ Into the dungeon with the evil men ♪
♪ 人民已经崛起，我们会再次自由 ♪ ♪ The people have risen, we're free again ♪
♪ 从柜子里出来，从地洞里出来 ♪ ♪ Come out of the closet, come out of the hole ♪
♪ 从沉默中走出来，来到我们的阵营 ♪ Come out of the woodwork, come into the fold
♪ 反抗者和战士，还有杀人执照的 ♪ ♪ Rebels and fighters, a license to kill ♪
♪ 团结一致的土匪，从山上下来了 ♪ ♪ Unite with the bandits down from the hills ♪
♪ 打开你的窗户，打开你的门 ♪ Open your windows, open your doors ♪
♪ 打开你的心去拥抱自由的思想 ♪ ♪ Open your minds to a freedom of thought ♪
♪ 革命万岁 ♪ ♪ Viva the revolution ♪
♪ 提高你的声音，竖起旗帜 ♪ ♪ Raise your voices, raise the flag ♪
♪ 粉碎象征你生命的符号 ♪ ♪ Smash the symbols of the life you've had ♪
♪ 未来万岁，体制万岁 ♪ ♪ Long live the future, long live the scheme ♪
♪ 希望万岁，梦想万岁 ♪ ♪ Long live our hopes and long live the dream ♪
- 你修好了！ - You fixed it! - 并不难 - It wasn't difficult.
这跟轰炸我们的炸弹的线路是一样的 It's the same wiring as the bombs the enemy drops on us.
好了，各位，我们该走了 Okay, people, let's move it along.
妈，你看他怎么样 Mom, keep it in check.
作为一个独裁者来说，他还是不错的工人 He's not a bad handyman, for a dictator.
- 我不是这个意思 - That's not what I meant. - 再见 - Goodbye.
他有那种... He's got this sort of... mm...
强有力的男子气概 forceful manliness.
没错，我就这个意思 Okay, that's what I meant.
如果你对他有任何非分之想 If you're entertaining any fantasies about him,
我就会按删除键 press "delete."
他是那种会闯进你的卧室 He is the kind of guy who'd break into your bedroom,
把你绑起来，然后让你感觉.... tie you up, and make you feel...
呃~这太恶心了，他都快1000岁了！ Ew! That's so gross! He's like 1,000 years old!
你想让我对你撒谎么？ Do you want me to lie? 那你继续 Fine.
安东是个胆小鬼 Anton's a wuss.
再见，乖乖的 Peace out. Stay out of trouble.
再见 Bye.
对不起，您是迈尔斯女士么 Excuse me. Miss Miles?
- 是我 - That's me.
你和塔蒂娅娜好像姐妹 You and Tatiana could be sisters.
抱歉，我是斯拜恩 I'm sorry. I'm Mr. Spines,
你女儿的社会课老师 your daughter's social studies teacher.
Well, aren't you the yummy one?
我想知道 I, um, I was wondering
你是否有兴趣去喝杯茶 if you'd be interested in grabbing an herbal tea?
我很荣幸 That is so flattering.
我愿意跟你约会 I'd love to go on a date with you.
额，不是 Oh. Oh, no.
不是这个意思，很抱歉，我让你误会了 No, I'm sorry. I'm afraid you have the wrong idea.
是我想跟你谈谈 No, I wanted to talk to you about
塔蒂娅娜在家的情况 Tatiana's situation at home.
我有一些担心，我希望 I have some concerns, and I was hoping
我能对她多了解一些 I could learn a little more about her background.
你知道你能了解到什么么？ You know what you can learn about?
怎么让人对你没兴趣 How to shove sand up your ass!
There's more where that came from.
更多的花样 Way more.
萨维亚 赛么斯，现在到我的办公室去 Sarvia Siemers?My office. Now.
维劳先生 Mr. Willow...
这是我的位子，滚开 This is my station. Beat it!
大夫，你可以开始了 You can start drilling, Doctor.
哦 Uh...
乔斯，抓住你的墨西哥草帽（打断一下） Jose, hold the sombrero.
你想挣50块 Hey, you want to earn 50 bucks
和6瓶啤酒么？ and a six-pack of Corona?
（西班牙语） 是的，先生，非常感谢 Oh, sí, señor. Mucho gracias.
就是修剪一下草坪和花木 Just do the lawn and trim the fichus.
哦 Oh...
你不是拉丁裔，我很抱歉 You're not Latino. I'm sorry.
我是，灵魂上我是拉丁裔 No, I'm Latino in spirit.
呃，不管怎样，你是个很棒的园丁 Uh, either way, you're a great gardener.
谢谢 Thank you.
该是女孩子们需要一些帮助的时候了 It's about time the girls had some help.
这地方是她父母留给她的 You know her parents left her this place, right?
但是两年后的达莲娜.....灾难啊 But after two years of Darlene... disaster.
她养大了她的女儿 She's been bringing up her daughter.
另一个灾难 Another disaster.
乔斯，你干嘛去？ Jose, where are you going?
怎么能笨到写上自己的名字呢 How dumb do you have to be to sign your own name?
这是2万美元的损失 It was 20 grand worth of damage.
她完全不可能那么做 She's totally not capable of that.
是的，但他们在她的储物柜里找到了模板 Yeah, they found the stencil in her locker.
我觉得，这肯定会成为她的永久记录 I mean, it'll go on her permanent record for sure.
真尴尬 So embarr...
老天爷，我们快急死了，把你知道的都告诉我们 Holy shit. We're dying. Tell us everything.
-关于什么的？ - About what? - 萨维亚啊 - Sarvia. Duh.
- 我听说她被开除了 - I heard she's getting expelled. - 真是一团糟 - That is so messed up.
我想是因为那些肮脏的标语 I thought only dirt-bags tagged.
也许是因为她就是肮脏的 Maybe 'cause she is a dirt-bag?
如果没有那个叫拉拉女王的人妖 Well if that ain't the tranny callin' the queen a homo.
随便你怎么称呼我，但是你的朋友 Okay, call me whatever you want, but how come your friend went
怎么会给整个学校都喷上字？ and spray-painted the whole school?
还把你们给忽略了 And she forgot about you, huh?
我可没有看到“芝华士规则“ I didn't see any "Chivas rules"
- 或者”琪琪“ - or "Gigi." 所以？ - So?
也许她根本就没想连累我们 She probably didn't want to include us
不想害我们被抓 'cause she didn't want to get us busted.
也许不是呢，还记得希尔顿 海德那次吗，她让我们被抓了 Or not. Remember Hilton Head? She got us busted then.
- 肥婊子 - Fat bitch. - 你真是个暗箭伤人的家伙 - You're such a backstabber.
现在都无所谓了，反正她再也回不来了 Oh, not like it matters. She's never coming back.
- 你很高兴吧 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - 你说什么呢 - Oh, excuse me?
你就是想当最婊的婊子 You just want to be top bitch, don't you?
如果你想知道我为什么这么兴奋 In case you're wondering why I'm so jazzed,
我又拿回了我的工作 I got my old job back.
赞美主 Praise the Lord.
你今天也很忙啊 Oh, you've been a busy bee.
- 没错 - Mm-hmm. - 草坪修剪的很漂亮 - The lawn looks great.
我还帮你的邻居修剪了草坪 I also mowed your neighbor's grass.
你是个多才多艺的人 You're a man of many accomplishments.
- 塔蒂娅娜 - Tatiana? - 啥？ - Hmm?
你的今天怎样么？ Any accomplishments your end?
嗯，如果搞掉“冰沙”算是一个成就 Well, if you call deposing the slushies
那我今天很厉害 an accomplishment, then yes.
那你掌权了么？ And did you seize power?
第三步 Step three.
你知道，她跟别的大多数美国人不一样 Hmm. She's not like most Americans, you know.
那些人接受喂养 They accept what they are fed.
高楼林立，独栋别墅，抵押贷款 Mega-plexes, McMansions, mortgages.
最后，就是死亡 And in the end, they accept death.
但是她不会 But she will not.
反抗者从不逆来顺受 A rebel never accepts.
反抗的质疑，反抗的挑战 A rebel questions, a rebel challenges,
反抗的代价 a rebel charges.
经过所以有这一切 And in that event,
她是不会失败的 she will not die.
你在这件事上知道的很多 You know a lot about this stuff.
电视： 永不放弃，永不动摇 TV: Never give up. Never falter.
- 祖国或死亡 - Homeland or death. - 安东，那是你啊\ - Anton, it's you!
专家还在调查录像的真实性 Experts are still investigating the authenticity of the video...
- 我喜欢你把胡子刮了 - I like you better clean-shaven. - 谢谢 - Oh, thank you.
那段视频是匿名送到 That video was left anonymously
现场新闻节目的 at On Scene News KSDD.
文森特的下落至今不明 Now, Vincent's whereabouts are unknown at this time,
当局推测他可能躲藏在 but authorities do suspect that he could be hiding out
首都之外的山里 in the mountains outside of the capital.
是的，并且因为片中出现女演员詹妮弗 劳伦斯的奇怪照片 Right, and the strange image of actor Jennifer Lawrence
这位奥斯卡得主增强了安保 has prompted the Oscar winner to step up security.
- 那不是很奇怪么？ - Isn't that odd? - 的确，真的是个奇怪的故事 - Very. It's a strange story.
这只是时间问题 It's only a matter of time
在我的同志联系我之前 before my comrades contact me.
我们来做点什么 Tell you what, let's cook something.
庆祝一下我们的胜利，你懂的 Celebrate all our successes, you know.
不是美式快餐的那种吃的 Not American fast food.
别激动了，她不做饭的 Don't get all worked up. She doesn't cook.
我来做 I do.
1992年围城的时候 In the siege of 1992,
我们在山里 we were in the mountains,
我们不得不想办法找食物 and we had to forage for food
然后自己做 and cook it for ourselves.
我想，你们有巧克力吧 I-I imagine you have chocolate.
常备 Always.
塔蒂娅娜，在我军装的口袋里 Tatiana, in the pocket of my uniform,
你会找到干辣椒 you'll find a dried cayenne pepper.
-知道了 - Got it. 很好 - Great.
我曾经认识一个拉丁裔 I had a Latina come with us,
这就是她拿手的玛利亚炖菜 and this is her famous mole Maria. mole是墨西哥最具有代表性的菜， 将巧克力、辣椒和十几种香料制作成的酱汁， 可以用于炖肉或者直接浇在菜上，是专门用于节日庆典的菜肴。 墨西哥口语中，去吃mole，就是去参加婚礼的意思。
不是吧，我从没见过 No shit, I have never seen
这么好看的东西 anything so pretty.
至少在这个厨房里是没见过 Mm-mm. Not in this kitchen, you haven't.
我要拍个照片留念 I got to document this
一会吃完就没了 before we go and ruin it.
现在我想起来为什么我不做饭了 Now I remember why I don't cook.
-没人帮忙太辛苦了 - It's hard with no help.
是的，一直就是 Yeah. It's always just been...
我们两个人 her and me.
你丈夫在哪里？ Where's your husband?
我没有丈夫 I never had that.
- 你呢？ - You? - 她过世了 - Oh, she passed away.
哦，不会吧 Oh, shit.
她去世之前我们就分开了 Oh, we were separated before that.
这样 Oh.
我是一个好的男人的领袖，但却是一个糟糕的伴侣 I was a good leader of men and a bad companion of women.
我很喜欢你 I'm like you.
我....我其实也是个糟糕的伴侣 I'm... I'm a bad companion to men.
你是个优秀的女人的领袖 You're a good leader of women.
塔蒂娅娜有着巨大的潜力 Tatiana has tremendous potential.
以前没人对我说过这些 No one's ever said that to me before.
因为没人去关注 Then no one's been paying attention.
我不知道你是怎么做到的 I don't know what it is about you,
但是你让我想变得更好 but you just make me want to be better.
- 晚安，文森特将军 - Good night, General Vincent. - 晚安，迈尔斯小姐 - Good night, Miss Miles.
你不是真的要吃这些垃圾吧 You're not actually going to eat this crap?
我喜欢我的玉米饼，贱人 I happen to like my tacos, bitch.
你可真不讲究，要是我，我宁可吃防冻剂 Oh, how very "street" of you. I'd rather eat antifreeze.
- 你是说“喝酒”吧 - You mean "drink." 什么都成，脑外科医生 - Whatever, brain surgeon.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
- 插队 - Cutting. - 你不能这样插队 - You can't just cut.
为什么不能，你们也插队了 Why not? You do it.
到后面去，大号卫生巾 Go back, maxi pad.
你说错了，因为我不用卫生巾 I don't use maxi pads, reject.
哦哦，天呐....她在做什么 Oh, my God. What...What is she doing?
这是你沙拉里的番茄酱 Here's some ketchup for your salad.
她彻底弄死你了 She totally Red Lobster'ed you.
芝华，帮我一把 Chiv, help me up!
不要，你现在满身污秽 No, you're covered in nastiness.
丁字裤是麻醉群众的鸦片 Whale tails are the opiates of the masses!
好吧，泰迪 All right, Teddy,
从十开始倒数 just count backwards from 10.
10、9 Ten, nine...
好了 Okay.
你说过，你想让这里回到原来的样子 You said you wanted things to go back to the way they were.
现在？ Right now?
以前我们就是这样的 This is the way things were.
查尔斯医生 Mm, Dr. Charles.
哦，舔我吧 Oh, put your tongue all over me.
哦，哦，你真有男人味 Oh, yeah. Oh, you're such a man.
男声：联军仍在寻找安东文森特的 MAN: Coalition forces Nare still searching for clues
藏身之处 to the whereabouts of Anton Vincent.
- 趴下，别起来 - Get down! Stay down!
- 别动 - Stay! 不要动，别动\ - Don't move! Don't move!
躺在地上 Stay on the ground. Stay down.
- 你为什么会有这个？ - Why do you have this? 躺在地上 - Stay on the ground.
为什么你会有这个？你从哪儿弄到的？ Why do you have this? Where'd you get it?
嘿，你从哪儿搞到的这个 Hey, where'd you get it? Where'd you get this?
（西班牙语）在哪儿？ Donde esta? 你的人会说西班牙语么？ You guys speak Spanish?
一大串西班牙语 (shouting in Spanish)
男声：安东 文森特 MAN: Anton Vincent?
你回来的挺早 You're back early.
艰难的一天，都是谎言 Tough day. All that jazz.
你看 Look.
我修好了水龙头，不滴水了 I fixed the tap. No drip.
你觉得 What do you say
我们出去喝上一杯 you and I go out for a couple drinks
大笑一场怎么样？and just laugh our asses off?
当然，我不想让你有危险 Well, I wouldn't want to put you in any danger.
我们找个没人能认出你来的地方 We'll go somewhere no one will recognize you.
这是查尔斯唯一带我来过的地方 This is the only place Charles ever brought me
因为他老婆从不会在这里出现 because he knew his wife wouldn't show up.
真是让人难以置信 Can you believe it?
来，再试一下 Here. Try again.
- 终于进了 - Oh. At last.
- 然后呢 - Well. 然后你可以打6号了 - Well, you get an automatic 6.
- 他玩的怎么样？ - How was his game? - 查尔斯？ - Charles?
比你还糟 He sucked worse than you.
我总是故意让着他 I always had to miss on purpose.
你知道，有时候我真的希望做个女同 Sometimes I wish I could be a lesbian, you know?
比如，我这辈子 Like, I have spent
都在追男人 my whole life chasing men,
好像他们会来解决我的问题 like they're gonna come in and fix all my problems.
他们是男人，想想看 They're men. I mean, think about it.
没有女强奸犯或是女连环杀手 There are no girl rapists or serial killers...
除了他们拍成电影的那个 except for that one chick they made a movie about,
但那不能算，因为她看起来就是个男人 but that doesn't count, 'cause she looked like a dude.
你什么时候听说过 When was the last time you heard
女恋童癖？ about a woman child molester?
对不？就好像警方发出一个警报 Hmm? I mean, like, when there's an Amber Alert,
通缉一个1米6的金发妇女 are they ever looking for a 5'2" blonde
开着一辆大众甲壳虫。不可能的 driving a VW Bug? No!
因为女人没有那么大的权力 Because women don't have that whole power trip deal.
就好像从来没有一个女独裁者，不是吗 I mean, there's never even been a lady dictator, has there?
有些女人嫁给了独裁者 Some women who married dictators
在丈夫死了之后就接任了 carried on after their husband died.
但是，你说的没错，男人创造着历史 But, I mean, I agree with you. Men have written history,
这是不太公平 not always justly.
像你这样的女人 Women who feel like you do
应该掌权 should take power.
如果她们做的更好 And if they do better,
我会第一个支持 I'd be the first to applaud.
- 你说的对 - You're right. - 别动 - Wait.
- 怎么了 - What? 在你身后 - Behind you,
儿童骑行区的边上 by the children's toddler ride.
有人在监视我们 Someone is watching us.
我们怎么办 What do we do?
扔掉球杆 Drop your club.
我在亚马逊上花了三美分买了这个 I paid three cents for that on Amazon,
还有运费 plus the shipping and handling.
每个军事领导人都应该读一读 That should be read by every military leader.
在网上购物要小心一点 Just be careful ordering stuff on the Internet, okay?
现在是时候 Now is the time, you know,
去扩大你的权力基础了 to expand your power base,
把老师置于你的枷锁之下 bring your teachers under your yoke...
还有那个 oh, and the, uh,
车库里的男孩 the boy in the garage.
- 丹尼？ - Denny? - 你对他有感情 - You have emotion for him.
- 他很可能是个威胁 - He could be a threat. - 等一下，完全不是的 - Wait. No, no, no.
首先，我对他没有任何好感 First off, I don't have any emotions for Denny.
让我们直接说把，第二点，他太害怕他父亲了， Let's get that straight. Second, he's too scared
所以他不可能成为任何人的威胁 of his dad to be a threat to anyone.
- 他害怕他父亲？ - He's afraid of his father? - 是的 - Yeah.
他爸就是那种超级虔诚的基督徒 His dad's, like a superhero-level Christian.
要是他发现丹尼跟萨维亚上床了， I mean, like, he would ground him for life if he found out
他能把他关一辈子 that he had sex with Sarvia.
那么，你应该揭发他 Well, you should expose him, then.
不，我永远不会那么做的 No. I could never do that.
没错，我是因为他是个白痴而生气 I mean, okay, I am pissed at him for being an idiot,
但是这样做太残酷了 but that would be way too harsh.
这就是为什么你要这样做 That's why you do it.
让他们怕你 Making them fear you is just as good,
跟让他们爱你一样有用，也许效果更好 if not better, than making them love you.
难道你现在你应该把注意力 Aren't you supposed to be focusing
集中在你的革命上么？ on your own revolution right now?
你的手下好像不是很守时 I mean, your men aren't exactly punctual.
你在质疑 Are you questioning
我部下的忠诚么？ the loyalty of my men?
不，我只是想，也许你 No, I-I just thought, like, maybe you had
有自己的问题要去处理 your own problems to deal with.
他们在山里扎营 They are bivouacking in the mountains,
我随时都可以跟他们联系上 and I could get a communique from them at any hour.
好的，你不用这样暴躁 Okay. You don't have to get all hissy.
我明白了 I get it.
圣父 Please,
请你 Father,
减轻我的负担 relieve my burden.
男人：丹尼，下楼来 MAN: Dennis, get your heinie down here
把盘子洗了 and wash these dishes.
马上，我正在祈祷 Coming. Just saying my prayers.
谁能赢的比赛 Who wins the human race?
是我 I do.
你们从哪弄到这个的 Where'd you get that?
- 不错吧 - Good one. -我没开玩笑 - I'm serious.
你转发给了每个人 You forwarded it. To everyone.
丹尼在哪儿 Where's Denny?
也许在给自己挖墓吧 Probably digging his own grave.
怎样 What?
丹尼，这不是干的 Denny, I didn't do it.
你应该是 You were supposed to be
唯一一个看到视频的人 the only other person who saw it.
你要知道，我的生活 Do you realize what a bag of crap
马上就要变成一堆垃圾 my life is about to turn into?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
安东，开门 Anton, open up!
我告诉过你放过丹尼，但你还是那么做了 I told you not to mess with Denny, and you did it anyway.
你这是在欺凌他 You cyber-bullied him.
这是你能对别人做的最糟糕的事情了 That's, like, the worst thing you can do to someone!
哦，我能想到几个更糟的 Oh, I can think of a few worse things.
- 他认为是我干的 - He thinks I did it. - 你是应该干\ - You should have.
“良心使我们大家都变成懦夫” "Conscience doth make cowards of us all." 语出莎士比亚《哈姆雷特》第三幕第一场
那是哈姆雷特，历代领袖 That's Hamlet. A leader for the ages.
谁被暗杀了 Who got assassinated.
是的，高尚的结局 Yes. A noble end.
- 去你的 - Screw you! - 你也是 - You too.
- 接电话 - Pick up.
- 嗨，丹尼，是我 - Hi, Denny, it's me.
听着，我发誓我没有泄露那个视频 Look, I swear I did not leak that video.
你不知道我有多难受 You have no idea how insane it is over here.
求你了，给我回电话 Please, please, please call me back, okay? Bye.
- 妈，你听到了么 - Mom, did you hear that?
安东，什么弄这么大声 Anton, what's that noise?
- 我们开始吧 - There you go.
安东，住手 Anton, no!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
- 他在监视我 - He was spying on me. - 你是在给他灌牛奶么？ - Are you milk-boarding him?
我在获得信息 Well, I'm-I'm procuring information.
- 他是政府的特工 - He's a government agent. - 我认识这个人 - I know this guy.
- 斯拜恩先生？ - Mr. Spines?
斯拜恩先生？这是我的社会课老师 Mr. Spines? This is my social studies teacher!
见鬼 Damn it.
对不起，我不是特工 I'm sorry! I'm not a spy!
我不是特工，我不是啊 I'm not a spy! I'm not a spy!
我很担心塔蒂娅娜 I was concerned about Tatiana.
我觉得也许她在家里有麻烦 I thought there might be some trouble at home,
于是我给儿童保护中心打了电话，他们告诉我 so I called Child Protective Services, and they told me...
等一下，你打电话给儿童保护中心举报我？ Wait a minute. You called Child Services on me?!
嗯，没有，嗯，是的 Well, no. Well, yeah.
当你拒绝跟我谈论家里情况的时候 No, I thought when you refused to discuss the situation,
我觉得这已经是个危险信号了，我只是想 I thought it was a red flag, so I just...
但是现在，我都明白了 But now I can see everything...
一切都很正常 No, everything's perfectly normal.
- 你在监视我？ - You were spying on me? 你说什么？带上我的相机 - What? Take my camera.
我会撕掉我的报告的，一切都没问题 I'll tear up the report! It's all good!
妈，不要，妈，住手 Mom, no! Mom, stop it!
妈，别这样，住手 Mom, wait! Stop, stop!
你是不是彻底疯了 Have you gone completely bat-shit!
居然认为我是个坏母亲？我的确是个非常坏的母亲！ You think I'm a bad mother? I'm a seriously bad mother!
对不起，我抓错人了 I'm sorry. I've gotten the wrong man.
你们这些人到底是怎么了 What the hell is wrong with you people!
骗子 Fraud.
你说什么？ Excuse me?
我没有听清 I didn't hear what you said.
你是个骗子 You are a fraud.
骗子是冒充 A fraud is someone who is pretending to be
自己并不是的人 something he isn't.
而我，我是一个 I am what I am...
有着过去，同时 a man with a past, and certainly
也有着未来的男人 a man with a future.
是啊 Yeah.
在荒凉的地方折磨无辜的人 Torturing innocent dudes in suburbia.
多么美好的未来 What an awesome future.
一个人失去理智 It's better that a man loses his head
总比一个国家输掉战争要好 than a country loses a war.
什么战争？ What war?
你没有发现么，战争已经结束了 Don't you get it? The war is over.
战争永远不会结束 The war is never over.
没有人留下来战斗 There's no one left to fight.
你打算怎么做，炸掉我的学校么？ What are you gonna do, blow up my school?
我是个反抗者，我会继续战斗下去 I am a rebel, and I will keep going
直到有人阻止我 until someone stops me.
你认为你会是那个人么？ You think you're going to be that someone?
我女儿克洛伊跟我 My daughter Chloe and I
疏远了 are estranged.
I我知道为什么 can see why.
她跟一个 And she was engaged to a man
我们怀疑是叛国者的男人订婚了 who we suspected of treason.
一个持不同政见的人 A dissident.
一个对国家有威胁的人 A threat to the state.
我女儿 And my daughter
爱上了他 was in love with him.
那你做了什么？ So what did you do?
我处决了他 I had him executed,
把我女儿在监狱里关了三年 and my daughter spent three years in prison.
你必须有勇气 You must have the courage
你做你相信的事 to do what you believe in,
即使伤害了 even if it hurts
你所爱的人 the ones that you love.
塔蒂娅娜，你有这种勇气么？ Do you have that kind of courage, Tatiana?
有么？ Do you?
这真让人难过 That's sad.
我以为你是一个反抗者，但你只是个朋克 I thought you were a rebel, but you're just a punk.
一些混蛋往我们的房子扔鸡蛋 Some jack-wagon egged our house.
女人： 经过了几十年，这些岛国的人民 WOMAN: It has been decades since these island people
终于又见到了自由公正的选举 have seen a free and fair election.
投票率据说达到了90% Turnout at the polls is said to be 90%,
街上充满了节日气氛 and the mood on the streets is jubilant.
投票结果似乎并不重要 It's almost as if the outcome doesn't matter,
只要获胜者不是安东 文森特就好 as long as Anton Vincent isn't the winner.
你要吃早餐么？我们有 You want some brekkie? We have, like,
六种不同的麦片 six different kinds of sugar cereal,
还有甜甜圈 and doughnuts.
这些真的很不错 These ones are really good.
我们还有很多呢 Oh, we got a lot left too.
- 安东？ - Anton?
安东！ Anton!
安东，站住 Anton, stop!
安东！安东！ Anton! Anton!
安东！安东，站住！ Anton! Anton, stop!
安东！ Anton!
嗨 Hi.
对不起，我不是故意的 I am so sorry. I did not mean that.
- 没事 - It's okay. -我总是笨手笨脚的 - I am such a klutz.
- 我很抱歉 - I'm so sorry. - 没事的 - It's okay.
- 我真的很抱歉 - I am really sorry. - 没事的 - It's fine.
男孩： 老兄，他真的要跳了 BOY: Dude, he's gonna jump!
2号男孩： 谁要跳？谁要跳啊？ BOY 2: Who's jumping? Who's jumping?
- 丹尼 - Denny. - 丹尼？ - Denny?
男孩： 他要跳了 BOY: He's gonna jump!
丹尼！ Denny!
我破坏了神圣的法律 I have broken divine law!
我 背叛了我的父亲 I have disobeyed my Father.
- 丹尼，下来 - Denny, get down. - 我意识到 - I realize that by taking
夺去我的生命是我犯下的第二个大罪 my own life, I am committing a second mortal sin. 犯下的第一个大罪是跟萨维亚上床 基督教认为，自杀也是夺去生命，罪同杀人
但就这样吧 That's okay.
地狱的左腿挺适合我的 The left leg of hell is too good for me.
我想一直走到胃部 I want to go all the way to the stomach,
那才是我这种坏人该呆的地方 where the worst people go!
丹尼，停下 Denny, stop!
不要 No!
你们有毛病啊，别这样 What is wrong with you? Stop it!
好疼 Ow. This hurts.
我的腿，我想我的腿断了 Ow! My legs, uh, I think they're broken.
- 赶紧叫救护车 - Somebody call 911.
这闹哄哄的在干嘛 What's with all the hoopla?
丹尼想自杀，他从房顶跳下来了 Denny tried to kill himself. He jumped off the roof.
在学校？ Of the school?
这是两件事啊 That's not even two stories.
所以他没死成，只是断了一些骨头 Yeah, that's why he didn't die. He just broke a bunch of bones.
- 他为啥不用把快刀？ - Not the sharpest knife, is he? - 妈，别这么说 - Mom, stop.
- 你猜怎么着 - Guess what. - 怎么了？ - What?
安东认为我可以成为 Anton thinks that I could actually
一个真正的牙医 become a real dentist.
- 他这么说的？ - Oh, does he? - 是的 - Yeah.
哦 Oh.
我猜在他的国家 I guess in his country,
人均医生的数量 there's more doctors per capita than any other
比世界上任何一个国家都多，你能相信么 country in the whole world. Can you believe that?
是啊，那些被医学院拒收的笨蛋 Yeah, that's 'cause all the idiots who get rejected
都去那儿了 for med school here go there.
你为什么这么沮丧 Why do you have to be such a downer?
安东认为我可以做到 Anton thinks that I can do it, and...
你知道，我对我的牙科知识也很满意 you know, I feel really good about my knowledge of teeth.
安东是个骗子 Anton is a liar.
你到维基百科上去看看怎么说的他 I looked him up on Wikipedia, okay?
他才不是他自己所谓的伟大的革命者 He is not the great revolutionary he claims to be.
- 别这么说 - Don't say that. - 你知道那只是 - Did you know that he was
他独裁的老爸把权力转交给他 handed the job from his dictator dad?
这怎么能是反抗呢，根本就是胡说 And this whole rebel thing? That's bullshit.
他在山区打过一场仗 He fought one battle in the mountains
他还是坐在直升飞机上 from a helicopter.
天啊，我甚至都没有超速啊 Oh, Christ. I'm not even speeding.
你不认为他们是在寻找安东把 You don't think they're looking for Anton, do you?
如果他们追踪了 If they tracked his
他的无数封邮件，他们一定会震惊的 eight zillion emails, it wouldn't be a shocker.
我以为你很小心 I thought you were being careful.
我是很小心 I was being careful.
可他才是没日没夜上网的人 He's the one on the Internet 24-7.
你本应该帮他的 You were supposed to be helping him.
他不像你那么熟悉互联网 He doesn't know the Internet like you do!
如果他们没有亮警灯 If they don't have their flashers on,
我就不用靠边停，对吧 I don't have to pull over, right?
- 不用 - no - 这是法律，不是么 That's the law, isn't it? - 看路 - Look it up.
正常停车，表现的一切正常 Just pull in and act normal.
我买了一些炸香蕉的配料 I picked up some ingredients for fried bananas.
i你看，诀窍就在油上 You see, the secret is in the oil.
- 看到香蕉变焦脆 - See how it caramelizes? - 嗯，是的 - Mm-hmm.
闻下味道 Smell it.
嗯 Mm.
他们人很多 They're all over the place.
安东，我告诉过你 Anton, I told you.
我们得把你藏起来，来吧 We have to hide you. Come on.
哦，天呐，我们得怎么办 Oh, my God! What are we gonna do?
达莲娜，我并不怕面对他们 Darlene, I am not afraid to face them.
他们会引渡我 They will extradite me,
我的人民会欢迎我回去的 and my people will welcome me home.
求你了，安东，待在屋里 Please, Anton, just stay inside.
妈，别这样 Mom, stop it.
我不想让你出去 I don't want you to go out there.
让他走吧，你会害我们都被杀的 Just let him go! You're gonna get us all killed!
嘘 Shh!
举起双手离开房子 Exit the house with your hands raised.
这是最后的警告 This is your final warning.
现在从房子里出来 Come out of the house now.
警官，他已经举起双手离开房子了 Sir, he's standing there with his arms raised!
夫人，请留在房子里 Ma'am, remain inside.
你还想让他做什么？ Well, what more do you want from him?
警察： 我们不是找祖父，我们是在找那个女孩 COP: We don't want the grandpa, we want the girl.
什么女孩？ What girl?
塔蒂娅娜 路易斯 迈尔斯 Tatiana Louise Miles.
- 你都干啥了啊 - What did you do? - 我啥都没干啊 - I didn't do anything.
现在出来，否则我们就进去了 Come out now, or we're coming in.
警察：自己看吧，老兄 MAN: Check it out, homies.
标签：荡妇 Hashtag slutbag,
标签 hashtag...
大杭子（大房子）里的瘾君子 druggie in da houzzz."
这就是你的电子邮件 That was your email.
都是安东写的 Anton said that.
我不会在邮件中用标签的 I would never hashtag in an email.
- 没人会那样 - No one would. 女警官：打断一下 - WOMAN: Excuse me?
这些网络攻击 That e-blast was sent from
是从你女儿的电脑发出的 your daughter's computer.
那么，你怎么知道是她发的 Well, how do you know she sent it?
也可能是别人发的 Somebody else could've sent it.
不太可能 It's unlikely.
好吧，让我们假设她发了这些 Okay, let's say she did send it...
她没有发的邮件，但是，让我们假设她发了 which she didn't, but let's say she did...
发邮件是犯罪么？ is it a crime to send an email?
这取决于邮件内容。两个十几岁的孩子在床上 That depends on the content. Two teens in bed?
都超过18岁了，变态 Both over 18, perv.
并且没有裸体，你什么都看不到 And under covers. You can't even see anything.
你知道你的女儿 Did you know your daughter secretly
崇拜独裁者安东 文森特 idolized Anton Vincent, the dictator?
她给他写过五封信 She wrote as many as five letters to him,
她正在等着回信 letters she believed he was answering.
你用这台电脑 You used this very computer
试图联系文森特的朋友 to try to contact Vincent's associates,
知名的军火商 known arms dealers.
你的电脑硬盘 Your hard drive
显示你询问了关于突击步枪 shows inquiries about assault rifles,
轻型导弹、防空武器。 shoulder-launched missiles, anti-aircraft ordnance.
你认为她会在 You think she was gonna use
学校里使用防空高射炮？ anti-aircraft ordnance on the school?
这是有可能的。我们在你们的车库里 It's possible. There were battle plans
找到了一份战斗计划 in your garage, detailing
详述了一场针对学生和老师的革命 a revolution against teachers and students.
不，那不是社会革命 No, that was a social revolution,
而是像《贱女孩》里那样 like in Mean Girls? 《贱女孩》 2004年上映的校园青春电影
迈尔斯小姐 Miss Miles,
我像喜欢《下一个目标》一样喜欢《贱女孩》 I love Mean Girls as much as the Next Guy. 《the Next Man》（下一个目标），1976年，由肖恩 康纳利主演的电影
我希望上帝能让我回到那时候 I wish to God we could go back to a time
那个蕾吉纳 乔治吃个减肥药都会被吓坏的时代 when Regina George on diet pills was scary, 蕾吉纳 乔治，《贱女孩》中的人物
但是那些日子已经永远的过去了 but those days are gone forever.
塑料污染不是我们关心的威胁 The Plastics aren't a threat we care about.
塑胶炸药 Plastic explosives...
才是威胁 now, that's a threat.
那么，告诉我们 So, tell us,
你有没有私藏武器 are you hiding weaponry?
没有，我什么武器都没有 No. I don't have any weaponry.
你跑到一个叫“突击队批发”的网站 You surfed a Web site called "Commando Wholesale."
你竞标而且获胜了 You bid on, and won,
奖品是一台二手的苏联T-72 坦克 a used Soviet T-72 tank!
你到底在隐瞒什么，小女孩 What are you hiding, little girl?
- 我没藏坦克 - Not a tank. - 你隐藏了别的事情 - You're hiding something!
是什么？ What is it?
无线对讲中女人的声音：这里是斯潘诺警探 WOMAN ON RADIO: This is Detective Spano.
你找到什么证据了么 You got anything solid?
我们什么都没找到 We got nothing.
这里什么都没有 Nothing here.
- 我们走了 - We're out of here. - 你们可以走了 - You're free to go,
但不意味着你彻底没事了 but that doesn't mean you're free.
- 我们会盯着你的 - We'll be watching you. - 好的 - Yeah.
你听到他们说的了，走吧 You heard what they said. Come on.
我是隐藏了一些 I am hiding something.
- 突击步枪 - Assault rifles. - 便携式导弹 - Shoulder-launched missiles.
我没有藏武器，白痴 I'm not hiding weapons, you morons.
我藏了一个男人，不要，妈，我要这么做 I'm hiding a man. No, Mom, I'm doing this!
我女儿被人胁迫了，她不知道 No, my daughter, she's under duress, and she doesn't know...
安东文森特就住在我们的房子里 Anton Vincent has been living in our house.
不是，不要听她乱讲。你自己说的， No! Don't listen to her. You said it yourself...
她相信他在写回信，她是在幻想 She believes that he's writing her letters. She's delusional!
妈，你才是那个幻想的人 You're the one who's delusional, Mom!
难道你看不出他希望我们把他交出来么 Can't you see that he wants us to turn him in?
你看不出他有什么能力 You can't see what he's capable of,
因为你已经爱上他了 because you're totally in love with him!
我没有爱上他 I am not in love with him!
你是怎么想的，他搬进来 What do you think? He's gonna move in,
修好所有坏的东西 he's gonna fix all the broken shit,
他会要你嫁给他？ he's gonna screw you and ask you to marry him?
闭嘴 Shut up!
Um,
you still got a 20 on the grandpa?
这比我妈妈去的 Wow. This is a lot nicer
康复中心好多了 than the rehab center my mom went to.
是啊，这里挺不错的 Yeah, it's pretty nice.
最后，他告诉他们，他把我们当人质 So, he told them that he was holding us hostage,
强迫我去做我永远不会去做的事 and he forced me to do things I would never do,
总之，他们最后放弃了指控 so basically, they dropped the charges.
听起来像个正直的人 Sounds like an upstanding dude.
有一点，或者像个独裁者 Kinda, or a dictator.
那么 So, um,
关于萨维亚 about Sarvia...
我是个傻瓜 Yeah. I'm an idiot.
嗯，听着 Um, listen,
如果你真的喜欢她，她看起来像个好女孩 if you really liked her, she seems like a nice girl,
也许只是我没有给她机会 and maybe I didn't give her a chance.
你给她机会了 You gave her a chance.
她也不是那么好 And she's not so awesome.
我是不是把一切都毁了 Did I wreck everything?
如果我们之间曾有一次机会的话 If there ever was a chance for me and you,
我是不是搞砸了 did I blow it?
还好 No.
但是我们也许不应该着急 But maybe we should take it slow,
你懂的，看看发展 you know, see where it all goes.
- 慢的好 - Slow's good. - 是的 - Yeah.
- 哎呦 - Ow. - 抱歉 - Sorry.
- 开玩笑呢 - Kidding. - 我知道 - Okay.
他们没有折磨你吧 They're not torturing you or anything, are they?
吃的有问题，比你妈妈做的还差 Only the food. It's worse than your mother's.
我被绑在木桩上 "I am tied to the stake,
但是我必须坚持到底 but I must stand the course."
哈姆雷特 Hamlet.
李尔王 King Lear.
多恰当 More apropos.
- 也许这个能有帮助 - This might help.
很美味 Delicious.
我写信给我女儿 I wrote to my daughter.
因为你我才这样做的 I only did it because of you.
我是那个改变你的人 I'm the one who turned you in.
我知道 I know.
你看，这是你的错 Well, I mean, it's your fault. You're the one
是你告诉我要为我相信的事情挺身而出的 who told me to stand up for what I believe in.
我为你骄傲，塔蒂娅娜 I'm proud of you, Tatiana.
为什么 Why?
因为你成为了反叛者 Because you became a rebel.
你找到了你的力量 You found your voice.
明智的使用它 Use it wisely.
怎么样 How'd it go?
我做的对么？ Did I do the right thing?
我也没什么经验，但是 Not that I have any experience with it, but...
如果事情很难，那也许就是做对了 if it was hard, it was probably the right thing.
我得中途停下车 I got to make a stop.
- 去哪儿 - Where? - 查尔斯 - Charles.
- 你认真的么，你不能让我再去偷窥他了 - Seriously? You're NOT making me spy on him again. - 我不会的 - I'm not...
安静下来，这是另外一种任务 Pipe down. It's a different kind of mission.
好的，莎朗，看起来.... Okay, Sharon, everything's looking...
- 查尔斯 - Charles? - 达莲娜 - Darlene!
你说你不想在周六... You said you didn't want the Saturday...
我不是要换班 I don't want any shift.
我是来告诉我辞职了 I'm here to quit.
顺便告诉你一下，你的牙医是个恋脚癖 FYI, your dentist here, he likes to suck feet.
安东 文森特今天被引渡回国 Anton Vincent was extradited to his homeland today.
被控犯有反人类罪 Charged with crimes against humanity,
曾经的强人将要面对军事法庭 the one-time strongman will face a military tribunal.
政变迫使文森特皇帝 A coup forced Papa Vincent,
流亡 as he was known, into exile.
他飞到美国，然后被捕 He fled to the United States but was captured
一对母女人质也安全获救 when his mother-daughter hostages managed to escape.
现在是现场新闻直播 On Scene Now News is live
姑娘们，你们经历了一次巨大的考验 You girls have been through a huge ordeal.
你们想说点什么么 Do you care to comment?
生活彻底改变了 It's been completely life-changing.
坦白说，我觉得我得了创伤性精神障碍 I honestly think I have PTSD.
谁能想到一个国家的领导人会网络欺凌呢 You'd think the leader of a country wouldn't cyber-bully,
他就这样做了 but, like, he totally did.
他看起来是很和蔼的人 You know, he seemed like a pretty nice guy,
但是他把我的花木弄成这样 until he did this to my fichus.
你一定不想看我的草坪的 Oh, you don't even want to see my lawn.
我想他偷了我的割草机 And I think he stole my lawn mower.
走吧 Come on.
吃饭了 Let's eat.
玛利亚炖菜 Mole Maria,
为了纪念他 in honor of him.
嗯，吃起来还不赖 Hmm. This actually isn't half bad.
我得到一句赞美 A compliment.
放松，我只是说 Relax. All I said was,
还不错 "Isn't half bad."
不算坏 Not half bad...
那就是有一半好了 is half good,
所以我把这当作赞美 so I'll take it as a compliment.
我猜你的朋友拿到钢笔了 I guess your pal got his pen back.
还有你的一封 There's one for you too.